"You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave" - Eagles, Hotel California.
|View from the entrance.|
|New guests are welcome! We have a variety of beds to suit your budget.|
|Mini-theater for those looking for some big-screen entertainment.|
|Pay your respects to our late Chef. The great Luce Bree.|
|As you can see, our current Chef likes to live simply. |
He keeps his dufflebag of money close by his side so that the last
thing he sees when he closes his eyes for the night is cold, hard cash.
|A deluxe bed for those with the cash to spend.|
|Another deluxe bed. Our minimum fee per night is 300 dollars. |
As you can see, the current guest has enough cash to stay for a few years.
|View of the hallway from the living room.|
|View of the living room. Our current Chef takes pride in being an alumnus of Metropolis University.|
|Another view of the living room from the same location. |
Our special dish is Premium Gotham Chilli Crab.
|Fine dining with great ambience.|
|Our Chef likes to entertain our guests personally on the grand piano.|
|A well-stocked fridge keeps our guests happy.|
|You might want to try out our new WayneTech Electromatic Massage Chair MkIV,|
specially designed to keep you alert and energized for a full day of touring in Gotham City.
|Fortunately (or unfortunately) the side-effects are few. And the benefits, many. |
Guests can make use of this new experimental research at the Mod Dispenser at the Hotel Lobby.